finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"
"hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
"we’ll have food"
I wouldn’t flatter myself and say that I’m on her level. She’s in another world of fantastic
Kristen Bell wins all the Mothers Day awards
my favorite pics of Cory Monteith
@hrhchriscolfer: It literally was Bring Your Swords To Work Day.
Stories from the Audition Room with Idina Menzel. (x)
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