HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE
HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
when ur trying to act chill
when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one
The only nail polish for me
today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table
ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)
and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air
like you can think i’m lying, i would, but
ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus
Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.
It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.
@DarrenCriss: So I may have to deal with a few unflattering shirtless pictures surfacing, but whatever it’s a fair trade for rockin that sweet water slide (x)
The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.
this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.
One of the BEST lines of the season.
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